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Donkey is busy reading this SMS
Posted On 2006-12-14 , 10:16 PM
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
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Keeping idiot busy
Posted On 2006-12-14 , 10:16 PM
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.
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Please contact zoo
Posted On 2006-12-14 , 10:11 PM
What is wrong with your cell every time i call, a voice comes that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey, plz contact zoo for detail.
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Why should I learn?
Posted On 2006-12-14 , 10:11 PM
The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??
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God’s apology
Posted On 2006-12-14 , 10:11 PM
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
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How did you find me?
Posted On 2006-12-14 , 10:10 PM
Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
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Talking about oxygen
Posted On 2006-12-14 , 10:10 PM
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
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Your own stupid
Posted On 2006-12-14 , 10:10 PM
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!
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If you are very sad
Posted On 2006-12-14 , 10:10 PM
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From
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Rain makes beautiful
Posted On 2006-12-14 , 10:09 PM
The rain makes all things beautiful …
The grass & flowers 2 …
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?
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